How to Become President of the United States

So, you want to be President. It will be a hard, but with this page will help you. Follow these maneuvers and you just might win, no guarantees.

Choose how you start:

You are born into money You are a self-made man/woman You are a war hero

You Are Born Into Money

You Are Born Into Money You come from a rich high-society family. To start you campaign, as a child, you must convince your mother or father to run for public office (preferably for the local House of Representatives District seat). From there, you start your own business while your parent continues up the political ladder. Haveyour company be bought out by a Fortune-100 corporation and become a member of the board of directors.

You Are A Self-Made Man/Woman

You Accepting Your Ivy-League Diploma You come from humble beginnings. Your parents worked their tails-off to raise you. You work hard at school and get a job in high school in order to support the family. You end up graduating first in your class. You get an Ivy-League education and graduate with honors. You continue on to Law School; and, upon graduation, you enter a prostegious local law firm. You eventually get involved in local politics. You work your way up to becoming govenor. But you never forget where you came from and always tr to look after the little-guy.

You Are A War General

You Commanding Your Troops on the Battlefield You are a War-time General. You start off graduating from West Point and work your way up in the ranks. During your military career, you win numerous awards like the "Silver Star," the "Purple Heart" and the "Congressional Medal of Honor." When the United States goes to war, you are chosen to be Supreme Commander of the American Forces. Your troops do so well that you are nominated and confirmed to be Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

You Campaigning on Your Family History

You Campaigning

Your trick in your Presidential Campaign is that you have your father control the campaign and all you do is not say nor do anything. You follow every order your staff tells you. Come January 20 at 12:00 P.M., you are taking the Oath of Office in front of the Supreme Court Chief Justice.

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You Campaigning on Your Record

You Campaigning

You fight on your record of helping the middle and lower classes and fighting corruption. Your integrity is unbeatable, your stun your opponents in debates. Come election, you win with 60% of the electorate.

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You Campaigning on Your War Record

You Campaigning

You campaign on your war record and explain how voting for you would be in America's best intrest because of your ability to combat terrorism. Unfortunately, for you, presently the American people care more about fighting corruption and you take a brutal loss. Try again in four years under a different platform.

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